Wednesday, May 25, 2011

I stole this blog from a dead man!

Hey gents. Phil Larry Potter here. I haven't been around for a while because the Courts finally found my Airstream in the airport parking lot. I thought that would be the last place they'd look for me! I had a warrant out on me from an old prostitution charge. I disagreed with that judgment claiming men can't be hookers!
This is me at the airport. It was a good gig. People were always leaving half eaten things around the parking lot and my dog Zedhatch always brought me a little something.
While I was hiding out, I was trolling some toy sites where fat losers post pictures of their toy men. What happened to the days of posting photos of your fat girlfriend's boobs that look like sacks of pizza dough falling through your fingers? Anyway. One site, Joedios, is particularly bad. The administrator, Hammerfel
He/she runs a site full of pictures that look like they were taken by retarded obese cyclop Chinamen! This fool wanted to run a site with posts by sexually frustrated LARPing boy scouts and he succeeded.

This is a gem. My pal Jerry Reed was tapped on over the counter laxatives and Midouri, so I asked him for his honest assessments of the following shots. Of this one, he said, "Who's that standing out my window?"
As I said...he's high on the drugs. I then showed him this one...
I personally love when hillbillies photograph propaganda bits with toys..very powerful stuff. Here's what Jerry said..."I found a new friend underneath my pillow."
Jerry sees things the average feller can't, when he's looking at something! Here's more evidence that Joedios is also a haven for mongoloid soup kitchen finks...
This was taken by a pickle puffer named "Pooda", but it reeks of the celluloid poop of an illiterate failure named, Zed Hatch. I think its the same guy, only he seems to be able to spell shit. I showed it to Jerry. His response..."I heard a sound, I turned around. I turned around to find the thing that made the sound."

Look at this one! I really don't want to think about Lady Jaye taking a shit...unless its on top of a glasstop coffee table and Flint's watching from underneath.
This is awful...on every level. It looks more like Lady Jaye wants to get in there to give birth. Jerry liked it..."My dad and I like candy. One time we bought some candy."

I have to go now and do pee pees.


  1. Sacks of pizza dough...yuck!

  2. Needs more picts of dead Osama (<-that will boost your Google rating +1!). Yeah, JD turned me right off porta-potties.

  3. I was listening to They Might Be Giants when Phil Larry eye raped me with those photos.

  4. Back up in yo face wit da resurrection!