Since the dawn of time, man has been travelling the earth in hot air balloons. Before the wheel, there was the giant sack filled with gases. Before fire, there was the balloon fueled by fire. Before Capri Sun, there were idiots flying a giant fucking balloon. I have never heard of any of these idiots in hot air balloon accidents wearing parachutes? Have you? Jesus christ! The team here at Plastic Nothing have compiled a list of the most momentous hot air balloon accidents nobody cares about.
This was my wife's prototype for a new style hot air balloon. Our theory was we could sell advertising to homosexuals. Unfortunately, the local selectman wouldn't allow it the airspace.