CUSTOM #12 -RED STAR AKA COLONEL GULAGOVITCH

IN MY JOE-VERSE, THERE IS NO DRAGONFLY ATTACK CHOPPER, SO WILD BILL AND COL. GULAGOVITCH FLY AROUND IN A BADASS BLACKHAWK HELO.

THE COLONEL WAS BROUGHT IN UNDER THE BLACK OPS EXCHANGE PROGRAM.

THE BLACK BOX CONVOS BETWEEN THIS COMMIE BASTARD AND THAT REDNECK MOTHERFUCKER WILD BILL ARE THE STUFF OF LEGEND.

WB: "I HEAR TELL THAT Y'ALL OVER IN COMUNISH RUSSIA, Y'ALL EAT BABIES'N SHIT...HEADS UP! PTUI*!"

CG: "IN SOVIET RUSSIA, BABY EATS YOU! PLEASE TO BE LETTING ME TRY FOUL SMELLING DISCHARGE UPON WHICH YOU CHEW?"

WB: "YOU JUST BEST KEEP YOUR DIRTY PINKO HANDS OFF MY CHAW BACCY, BUBBA..."

CG: "OH, I AM ALSO FAN OF, HOW YOU SAY, CHEWBACCA! MAY FORCE YOU BE WITH!"

WB: "IT'S UN-AMERICAN TO UN-PRONOUNCE STAR WARS LINGO, BUBBA"

CG: "I LIKE YODA PUPPET...HE TELL THING TO SKYWALKING BOY...'WHJEN YOU GET TO BE AS OLD AS ME YOU WON'T LOOK SO HOT, BOY' "

WB: "GAD-DAMMIT...THAT'S NOT HOW HE SAYS IT, COMRADE!"

----LAST TRANSMISSION FROM COCKPIT BEFORE HELO CRASHED INTO SIDE OF USS FLAGG.

*PTUI IS THE SOUND OF SOMEONE SPITTING IN MY REAL ASS JOEVERSE.