Friday, December 26, 2008
custom 25th snow job
I made this at work tonight because I am awesome.
recipe:
-head, goggles, legs, feet, backpack, skis and poles: Snow Job
-fur, forearms: Snow Serpent
-torso, waist and upper arms: Arctic Snake Eyes
-Shotgun: BBI Elite Forces
awesome ass paint job: Jack 138. Motherucker.
Story: Snow Job wears all white and that's gayer than gay. Now he looks like an arctic ass-kicker. I know, I know..."but now he dopesnt blend in with the frozen trundra, Jay!"
duh...my Snow Job is so badass, he is never seen...until it's too late.
enjoy, bitches!
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
a stolen xmas gift to all 3 and a half of my readers...
This was originally posted by Thomas over st GI Joe Toy Blog.
This is so cool.
Check out his blog at www.gijoetoyblog.blogspot.com ,which you already should have done, if you were as fucking cool as me.
Thanks again, Thomas!
Monday, December 22, 2008
THE GUNDAM SENTINEL DEEP STRIKER...
AKA...THE MOST ASS-KICKINGEST THING EVER.
IT SHOOTS THRU SCHOOLS...
Ive never seen one of these in person (I saw the fix figuration in its box, but that does it NO justice), but I almost used over half of last year's REAL ASS ECONOMIC STIMULUS PLAN check to buy an unbuilt resin model from Singapore or some place.
600 bucks , not including shipping, for a cast resin monstrosity of gunpla ultra porn. The only resin cast models Ive built were some model railroad structures back about 15 years ago, and lemme tell ya, boy, those were a pain in the ol ass.
I'm pretty handy with paint, so that wouldn't be a problem, but everything on this bitch is just so perfectly elongated, I'm afraid I'd screw up and make the barrel all crooked and shit (600 bucks, yo!)
Then there's the issue of dremeling. I dint own a dremel, never used one, so this thing would be the most expensive doorstop Ive ever had. Well, there was that 808 I bought off of ebay back in ought 2 but It never came and I got jacked for about 750...hey, it was a classic, right?
This thing is just crazy tits ass beautiful...and I know you think so to, cuz you are all vigorously masturbating to the pic.
I can see you.
If anyone has one of these they desperately need to give away, hit me up...I'm sure I can give it a loving, albeit, salaciously touchy-feely, home.
perfect grade Gundam Red Astray!!!!!!!
This is godhead.
Shit like this will keep plastic nothing going on into the next century.
The 1/100 scale non-MG version was soooooooo super badass, especially for a non MG model, but this...oh my god...this is the absolute shit.
Thanks to Toyark fro the snagged pics.
Jesus Fucking Christ...I have a boner.
Here is a shot from fichtenfoo.com of what customizing god michael fichtenmeyer can do with a regular one:
freakin amazing.
Sunday, December 21, 2008
another big score by tinkertwat...
this is tinkertwat, she's the girl that buys me action figures...
today, she scored me a matt trakker, wraith, and pilot scarlett, but I told her to trade up wraith for matt, cuz there's other mouths to feed.
She's also my bitch.
word up.
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Friday, December 19, 2008
plastic nothing really sucks..I'm only giving it another few days then it's going off the grid.
Nick Cave told me he hates plastic nothing and what i should do with myself.
Man, I'm really on the verge of a breakdown here........
gi joe periscope...I had this shit, yo!
My momz got me this at the pharmacy, a place where my mom hung out at a lot.
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
great movie lines, part one
"Deny a young boy the right to have a toy gun and you'll suppress his destructive urges and he'll turn out to be a homosexual... or worse."
-Putney Swope
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Monday, December 15, 2008
does anyone remember ...
...there was a toy i had when i was a kid that was a big blue bug thing with a rider, but the gimmick was there was a black spandexy glove on the bottom that you;d stick your hand into, effectively becoming the legs of the bug...
does anyone remember this toy?????
does anyone remember this toy?????
someone saw the trailer for gi joe...
http://www.nukethefridge.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=954:gi-joes-rise-of-cobra-trailer-details&catid=10:news&Itemid=39
a little something for the ladies...
http://www.metalsludge.tv/home/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=40&Itemid=54
going back to the comic book shop...
I hate what the punisher became, but I am a fucking whore for ennis/dillon.
tinkertwat's big score.
This is Tinkertwat:
Today she scored me Resolute Duke, Resolute Cobra bullet-catcher, Croc Master (she insisted), EELS, and Blowtorch.
praise her ever-loving heart.
she's got a nice ass too.
Today she scored me Resolute Duke, Resolute Cobra bullet-catcher, Croc Master (she insisted), EELS, and Blowtorch.
praise her ever-loving heart.
she's got a nice ass too.
Sunday, December 14, 2008
I'm gonna git you sucka...
this just reeks of racism...but now, since i said that, I'm gonna be called a racist...and it wont let me capture the image so here's a fucking link.
http://www.gijoeclub.com/clubexclusives09.cfm
when you join the collector's club, you get a free black dude.
http://www.gijoeclub.com/clubexclusives09.cfm
when you join the collector's club, you get a free black dude.
just leave a comment...i feel uninspired.
I took this pic about an hour after getting the news my mom died, back in 02.
Friday, December 12, 2008
some funny shit concerning the greatest comic book artist of all time...
http://progressiveboink.com/archive/robliefeld.html
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Rob_Liefeld
bettie page is dead...
but her delicious ass and pullable hair live on...
if you put your nose up to the computer screen, you can smell her butt sweat...
mmmmmmm...81 year old butt sweat.
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
WHY IS THIS TOOL LISTED UNDER THE SUPERHUMAN REGISTRATION ACT?
remember that marvel knights storyline where he was an avenging undead angel or some assclown shit?
someone needs to shoot this fuck dead fo real.
clown.
buy me this action toy doll.
maybe its cuz ive hated duke for years, but this figure is rocking my fucking plaid punker socks off, mang.
ive been real good this year so somebody better buy it for me, bitches.
Monday, December 8, 2008
the adventures of hobo-joe #1 (a christmas tale)
he was a badass.
his codename was Badass.
but due to that bumbling stumbling baffoon, Tripwire, he got his legs blowed off below the knees...
Now, he wanders the streets of Citytown, USA, doling out advertising for his favorite GI Joe themed websites and rambling on about his Daddy.
crows picked his eyes out and teenage ne'er-do-wells cut off his pinky to get admittance into the Latin Kings street gang.
but he is here to shed some xmas real ass love for the broca blutch and the smash the state.
--Meanwhile, in an unknown location, a masked man, watching a TV screen, chuckled, "This could prove to be very interesting."--
cheers, fellas!
Eddie Gordo Wins!!!!
I always used Eddie Gordo in Tekken 3, much to the chagrin of anyone who played against me.
(edit--this might be a pic of me using Hwang from sc 2, i was very much on the dope)
punk rock lands on tom sawyer's island (disneypunx)
the sexy punker and the infamous dave throwing up the set for all the happy tourists, circa 1991...
56- Found a pic of Torpedo and what he does for extra cash
...possibly with Dialtone, according to the latent homosexuals over at the 'Tank.
Sunday, December 7, 2008
number 55-my first blowin shit up kit
oh, my! Now. every little kid can train to be a saboteur...just like dad!
number 55--friends...how many of us have them?
Col Brekhov is a real ass commie bastard motherfucker!
And I wouldnt trade all 3 of my readers for all the cookies in the world.
(and that includes YOU, Babsy!)
number 54--giving in to the dark side (action force)
I'm starting to dig on Action Force, Fellas.
btw, does anyone know where there might be a site with The Marvel Joe run scans like the blood for the baron site?
number 52--I remember this was the night of the Golden Girls premiere...
i tried to have a very important conversation with a certain Tinkertwat when I got home, but the roomate and/or the little woman EPICFAILED to leave the phone on the charger, thus making the call cut off in under 3 minutes.
gay.
here is a picture of me:
gay.
here is a picture of me:
Friday, December 5, 2008
number 50---adventures with Babsy and Big DLP...
Me ina poison idea shirt at 17 yrs of age looking hot and sexy. That's my ex gf Babs in the pic with me and the former Big Dayve
I was on drugs.
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
number forty niner--cuz emo roolz.
My emo band's name is Black Lack of Application.
Take The Emo Band Name Generator today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.
Monday, December 1, 2008
number forty eight--suckin face
this is a picture of me at 16 years of age kissing my then gf rebekah while sporting a DOA t-shirt.
just thought it was a cool pic.
number forty seven--OH SHIT! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!
porkchop sandwiches...oh shit...get the fuck outta here!!!!
number forty six (the real)
I tripped and almost fell, but I realized my shoelace was untied and I bent over to tie it and kept on walking.
I fucking rule.
number forty five--convention follies
http://www.efukt.com/2315_It's_Not_What_It_Looks_Like.html
Footage of what goes on after the GI Joe convention closes...
Footage of what goes on after the GI Joe convention closes...
number forty four
Ok...I dig this Duke. Badass rifle to boot.
I'd switch the head and make Torpedo his bitch.
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